Penis Jokes Quotes
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Quotes tagged as "penis-jokes" Showing of 5. Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates?
Or does he outsource the job to penis-manufacturing elves? They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're awesome. And he assumes you feel the same way if he sends you an unsolicited dick ass cum licking. He loves jerking off while jokes at pussy, and in his mind he's certain that you must love dick pics as much as he loves pussy pics.
It is such a given to him, it never even occurred to him that it might not be dick.